James Cameron's Writes Good Movie

Everyone is ripping Avatar, and I can't really understand why. Yes, the plot is predictable. Yes, there seems to be some kind of preachy parallel to our society today. Yes, Al Gore probably wet his pants watching it. I get it. That's fine that you think that way. But at least hear the counter argument.

The problem with most movies today is that you've seen it before. There seems to be a trend in Hollywood where they've decided that people won't give new things a chance. Like we're all a bunch of trained monkeys that will push a button for a treat. That's why we get all the superhero movies, movies based off toys from our childhood and celebrity A hooks up with Sandra Bullock Jennifer Anniston Zooey Deschanel celebrity B.

Needless to say, Avatar is the first movie I've seen in a long time that tried to something original, and it should be celebrated for that. There's nothing wrong with liking new things. Lets show 'em that we don't like seeing movies that we've seen before! Come on, guys! We can do it!

Seriously all joking aside, I liked it. I'd even see it twice.

Photo Dump

editors note - if someone googles 'photo of someone taking a dump', they just might find their way to this page *giggles like a schoolgirl*

For me, writing isn't something that I really sit down to do. Rather, I see something that I think is pretty effin' funny interesting and find the motivation from deep within my being to finally put pen to paper. However, the recent thought process is that if the government is handing out billions of dollars to broke companies who don't do anything, All Killer...No Filler should have no problems suckling on the proverbial tit of Uncle Sam.

Thought process = Wrong. There's no bailout money coming our way, folks.

Back to the initial point, during the layoff of posts, All Killer...No Filler has collected a series of images that were deemed post worthy. Rather than actually post each one of them individually, here's a bunch of them with a little blurb about why it's awesome.

I dub thee, PHOTO DUMP!!1!one!

Professor Sharksworth

Personally, it's the monocle that does it for me.

Pride and Predator

Isn't that the same house from 'It's A Wonderful Life'?

Nick and Norah's Infinite Hit List

I like to imagine that the only thing preventing this movie from getting made was Michael Cera.

Puss and Books

I've read the first Twilight book. I'm man enough to own up to that fact. Perhaps that's why I can appreciate this photo for what it really is; a desperate cry for help.

UniCop

From Monet to Rembrandt, all great art is controversial.

Lets Get Something Straight Here

Planning and cooking dinner is a difficult thing to do. It doesn't take long before you've gone through your entire menu and have to reshuffle again from the top. It's too cold to justify grilling, and going out is expensive. Maybe I'll just make some spaghetti.

Table For One, Please

At the top of my internet browser I have all of my bookmarks listed. They are as follows: FoxSports fantasy football, ShoreBank, profootballtalk.com, The Milwaukee Journal Sentinal, Amazon and finally - Apple Pie Crust recipe. Some people believe that having an Apple Pie Crust recipe bookmarked is a little unconventional effeminate metro alternative for a guy in his mid 20's. However, it's a great recipe and the crust is flaky and delicious when I eat it, and you don't find that sort of thing every day.

Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah. Don't worry ladies, the Bry-Guy still bats for the home team. *pistol fingers* Call me!

Vikings Fans = Livin' La Vida Loca

I have a girlfriend. She doesn't understand football. It doesn't make sense to her how the euphoria of a Green Bay win can be tempered by a Minnesota victory. If your team wins, that should be all that matters, right? So stop your pouting and lets go for a walk, mm kay pumpkin?

Part of being a Packers fan is hating the Vikings. And vice versa. Hence the above video, which contains bad words due to the intensity of the situation.

It's not just the Vikings that I can't stand, it's also their fans. Their cocky, no-holds-barred effort to throw dirt on you and your mom and everyone you ever cared about approach to football is infuriating. Granted, there are a few exceptions - but I'm a bitter old man so we won't be discussing them.

Of course, the typical Packers fan isn't immune from criticism. Generally speaking, we're not very cool -

Dude on the left: Aaron Rodgers is better than Favre anyway...

Come on man, that's the best you got? That's it? Those guys are standing at the other end of the bar MOCKING YOU TO YOUR FACE, and you play the Rodgers is better than Favre card? You know what would have been better? Anything. Literally anything. Such as...

"You know who else wears purple? Barney the Dinosaur. So screw you."

"Why don't you come over here and tell me what you really think?"

"Brad Childress looks like Mr. Noodle"

"Love Boat"

*pull out your cellphone* "Hey guys, L.A. is calling - aren't they still looking for a team?"

"*#*($ #? @(*#Y$$*#"

And of course, you could stick to the classic - the ol' one finger salute. If you can't remember which finger to use - just give them the thumbs up. I think they would get the point.

No, everythings fine. How are you?

Deer Run

I like to have the TV on in the mornings while I'm getting ready for the day. It keeps me from doing something crazy, like going to work early.

Anyway, due to the lack of any relevant sporting events I switched from my usual Sportscenter to VH1's video block. Much to my dismay, Miley Cyrus was the first video that they showed. The silver lining is that due to VH1, I came across the above video of a deer running through a diner mashed up with Miley's 'Party In the USA'. For some reason, neither or these things are funny on their own - but put them together and it's really entertaining.

You see, Miley is just a small town girl trying to make it big in the world. She just wants to fit in and find her way, right? I bet that deer can really relate to that.

Truly, Madly, Deeply,

Bryan

Like Butter, Ma

Don't let the picture fool you, this post is kinda depressing for everyone in America not named Ken Lewis:

The Bank of America (BAC, Fortune 500) chief executive officer said Wednesday he'll step aside at year-end after eight years at the helm. Based on the company's most recent proxy statement, he will have $53 million in pension benefits waiting for him when he leaves.

That should give him about $3.5 million a year in pension payouts for the rest of his life -- at a time when people who bought the stock when he took the reins in 2001 are underwater on their investments.

It must be nice being a CEO, where after only eight hard years of sitting in a fancy office smoking expensive cigars while your twentysomething secretary/girlfriend on the side brings you scotch 3 times a day work earns you 53 big ones.

If you were curious at all, my Bank of America stock dropped 4.2% today and has been on a steady decline for the past 3 weeks. At this rate, I'd be lucky to get a job cleaning the barnacles off of his big fancy yacht.

At least that dog looks tasty, no?

Truly, Madly, Deeply,

Bryan