Pages

Sunday, January 06, 2008

New Job Opportunity!

It's not so much that I wouldn't mind being paid to be a 6-7 giant block of brawn, but I think it's safe to say that the little tiny dude on the right has the best job in the world. He's like a (editors note: c-c-c-razy) mongoose and the other guy is a cobra. This is just like that story where the lion got a piece of wood stuck in his paw, and he needed the little mouse to remove it for him. At first the lion thanked the mouse because he was happy, but if I remember right later on the lion got hungry and the mouse became his meal. At least that's how I think it ended. I guess the moral of the story is that maybe this little white dude should watch his back...before a lion eats him.

Oh...and one more sidenote. Every time he asks for 'blood through 'da mouth', a big part of me wants to pull a France and run away.



Truly, Madly, Deeply,

Bryan

3 comments:

Holli said...

Oh my!

she-shew said...

Don't even pretend that this isn't what we do every monday before campers arrive.

m!les said...

That guy looks tough. He should play football!